Daniel
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Bug to Job to Memory

So I sent a bug report to the Customer Support on Facebook which was the following message:

Shit!

My keboard must have fucked up because of my CTRL button didn’t work, must think of a way to retrieve the message from the character I/O memory located address, the characters are somewhere there in 1’s and 0’s.

Shit

I’m probably overwriting it now! Since I’m overwriting the message buffer located somewhere in memory on my machine that could only mean I can no longer retrieve it!!

But

But I can always rely on my backup memory which is my own memory in my head and just tell you the message went some where along the lines of me presenting the bug, why the bug exists with two given options along with the solutions to each source problem and then finished it off asking for a job and that I was graduating in May.

Cheers for memory (and for a broken-telephone of the previous post)!

Daniel
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Bug to Job

So, I was just doing my thing tonight, and well lets just say I was annoyed because I didn’t get some important message notifications, so I ended up emailing their platform help/bug service. This was the message:

 

SHIT

 

I can’t believe my Ctrl button didn’t work when I tried to copy and paste!! I hate my keyboard. If only I find out where in the memory address it is stored at, if only I had a program right now so that I could access it right now, too bad I didn’t know too much assembly right now…. wait a second, I must stop typing, there is a possibility that my message now has just overwritten some of the characters stored in memory, oh shit, Gotta go and try to retrieve it some how!

 

Ahh Shit

 

It’s too late. Anyway, it was pretty much a bug report concerning Facebook and so I started out what the bug was, why there is a bug presented with two different scenarios and then briefly telling them why it was so and then I told them that I was looking for a job in May because I was graduating from University.

 

Yes!

 

I no longer need to retrieve my memory address because I wanted to post that message on my blog! The previous paragraph summarized it for those non-techies! ;)

Daniel
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Dirty Smelly Socks

Ever wonder where and why socks are really so dirty and have the worst smell ever? Well, let me tell you ladies and gentlemen why this is so. First the socks will have to be white. They further upon investigation to the microscopic level have at least TWO, count it, 2, pieces of Cotton have to form the primitive shape formed after a circle. So, not only do these socks have to be White, and Cotton but rather to further stack up the requirements with respect to the size of the sock, the sock must be of the length: (from toe to the other end of the sock) precisely a size foot 11 US. That is really narrowing down the possibilities and so finding these pair of socks to be dirty and so smelly can only be in a subset of people. The people who make our lives more difficult by seeing their dirty ass socks and not to mention to smell their green-PURE-citric-acid-cloud-stenching-over smelly ass socks. Those people are the ones that I will tell you about, very soon, right after this post (and maybe some others).