This is one way to play defense. — Cover the opponents’ eyes.

I can’t even count how many hot dog vendors there are in Toronto. I mean if you gave the list of licensed vendors then, yeah maybe I can actually count it but I don’t know it off the top of my head. In any case, there are a lot and I never really noticed how many there really are. You could think to yourself, could these hot dog vendors be part of some secret organization waiting to dethrone the capital of Ontario? They could just all of a sudden start throwing their wieners at us and tricking us that they are bleeding with their ketchup that they carry around.


But seriously, this could be the start of something Toronto is known for. They are known for their hot dogs and if you’re ever here, then you should order one from one of the finest and fairest… for example, the one on Queen and Spadina. Could people want to visit our city because of this? Could they overcrowd our sidewalks? Then after a while, since we love hot dogs so much that the demand for them becomes higher and people don’t want to wait any longer than 2 minutes for a German Sausage because otherwise, “Its Free!” Could that be the new thing? Should I possibly own a franchise of selling hot dogs and make the other vendors sweat? I’ll offer other exotic toppings for your hot dog and make your hot dog, a “gourmet hot dog within 1:59 or, Its Free!”.


Maybe I should become a hot dog vendor…. However, I specifically remember myself with another friend laughing at the fact that after University is done with, we’ll be selling dogs on the streets with our BA/BSc in X framed and stored in our closets. I Should get back to work, only 1 more month left, ever.

Now that LCD monitors are becoming more and more powerful, with quicker response times, higher contrast ratios, multimedia plugins, uber energy savings, I can really keep on going of why they are so much better than CRTs. I can be a nerd and really tell you why you should wait a little more (if you plan on buying an LCD now) but I decided that I’d talk about that maybe sometime in the future. Here I want to talk about what can we do with the old monitors that we have? I mean that is even if you have CRTs lying around. I unfortunately still have a CRT lying around, in fact I’m looking at it and I’m using it right now. It was the best CRT that I could’ve bought at the time when I bought my own and I still love it to death! But my eyes are set on a new LCD and my heart is pounding, recycling my blood to my body ever so quickly when I start to think about buying a new monitor. Now all I have to do is figure out what I can do with my old monitor (and I still have some lying around). This inspired me. I love art and I believe that this is the most beautiful thing that I’ve ever seen (computer-parts-related-art).

I think there should be an art museum dedicated to things like this, the more abstract art. I remember when I was sitting in the bus in Vancouver and I saw an art museum that looked pretty cool and I would’ve gone in, that’s if I had been driving. But it had amazing things outside to attract people to come in. Toronto should get one of these.

Everyone has their thoughts of “How the hell can I make money quickly?”. I’ve thought of different ways, such as robbing a bank, starting my own business, creating the most innovative software that God, Himself couldn’t make, thus becoming rich just like Billy. But then I realized that was really hard and so I decided to give up. But then I was showered with many different (yet useful ways) of making money, whilst showering. So when all else fails, I do what I do best and consult the almighty — Google. Go ahead and click on that link, you’ll need too. Now say if I were to give you 10 dollars, I can now teach you how to make those 10 dollars turn into (approximately) 50 dollars.

10 dollars = 5 dollars * 2 dollars [simple algebra]

Nothing wrong there? So we should get back 10 dollars right? Click here for the final answer — it will shock you. But instead we get 50+ dollars because 7.2^2 is 51.84. Amazing I know. See you all in Tahiti!

I would like to know the art of saving money.

I think the only way you can save money is if:

no bars/clubs
no strip clubs
no stags
no poker
no ball (it costs money for shoes, shirts, etc.)
no ttc
no girls (why pay for 2, when you can pay for one?)
no 12 oz burgers/30 wings for 1 person
no 60 oz pitchers to yourself more than once/twice/three times
no sex (yes it may cost money, depending on what you’re into)
no computer (since you just use up electricity)
no car (gas is F-ing expensive now)
and I guess no fun…

Seriously, people go off on how they can save money and still do the above. I would like to know how, because all of them are fun to do. Well maybe except for the TTC, but I mean how can you have fun in life without spending money (at all)? What can you do that’s free? Don’t say sex unless you’re married and want kids. Don’t say “play ball forever” unless you plan on not playing with ankle braces against me. And please don’t say sleep, because like we all know, we can sleep when we’re dead — and we all know (hopefully know) being dead isn’t fun. So really, sleeping isn’t fun either. Anyway, I hate seeing how much I’ve been making and then looking at the money in my bank account and then crying. Until I figure out a way to save my money, I’m going to continue on doing the above.