Bill Vaughan - “The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.”

He has no arms! What the hell! I wonder if that is on purpose or maybe the designer thinks that bees’ wings are their arms, in which case they are dead wrong.

Someone asked me what my plans were for my upcoming birthday and I responded with: ” My birthday plan is somewhat of the following…. Up to my birthday, I’m going to try to build a time machine. With this time machine, it will perform some sort of warp between time and space which won’t disturb a single galaxy or star system or even a mouse and in turn, it will make me one year younger and then I’ll celebrate my “24th” birthday but really, I’ll be 23. Hopefully this time machine doesn’t put me back into my mom’s womb over the next 23 years. Hopefully it just subtracts one from my “n-th” birthday. “

I keep losing to my cat in a stare off, you can’t blink, laugh or make any sort of gesture and just stare.

Round 1: she won.

Round 2: she ran, I won.

I think she got freaked out and said “wtf, who challenges a cat to a stare off?” In any case, she left so I won. Booyah! Now was the win worthy even though she probably didn’t expect to have a “surprise” stare off…. probably not. But in the end, I won. I can now beat a cat. Great. Now, the next step, a lion. Wish me the best of luck against the lion from the Wizard of Oz who doesn’t have any courage!

I want to now work for Reuters, after I’m done with school that is. Or maybe as fast as possible, after reading this article about how mail in Poland travels at the pace of a snail, literally. Now now, I am not hating on the people who believe that Poland is a country, no, no, not them! Not at all. In fact, I’m just hating on the snails, because they can be used for mail mans, and get paid! Imagine the spinners on that snail?