Martin Luther - “Who loves not women, wine and song remains a fool his whole life long.“


So far I’m not a fool according to mister Luther because I love women, wine and song. Although I can’t help but think that he thought:

• homosexuality is wrong; if you don’t love women (yes even if you are a lesbian or a heterosexual guy) you are a fool.
• anything but wine is bad; so if you love your beer or milk you are a fool.
• if you hate song; then you were a fool (which I have to agree with him on this one)

However all these things are conjugated with an “and” and in logic for the consequent to be true all of the antecedents must be (simultaneously) true. Therefore if you don’t love women and you don’t love wine and you don’t love song, then you will be a fool. However if you just love one of those antecedents then you’re not a fool. This is because you just made the antecedent false and therefore the consequent must also be false. So you better love either women, wine or song or all of them. So in other words, in order to be a fool for the rest of your life, you have to hate women, wine and song.


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This can make a great, great story. I never even knew about this guy!

“Captain Raymus Antilles was a prince of Alderaan and captain of the Tantive IV, Senator Bail Organa’s personal ship. He was the son of former Senator Bail Antilles.

During the Galactic Empire’s rise to power, Antilles served the Royal Alderaan Civil Fleet under Organa. Following the execution of Order 66, Antilles helped Organa locate Jedi Masters Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda. Antilles transported them to Coruscant and later ferried Yoda and Organa to the medical center on Polis Massa where Padmé Amidala gave birth to twins, Leia and Luke. Organa ordered Antilles to wipe C-3PO’s memory to preserve the truth of their parentage.

Over the ensuing nineteen years, Antilles continued to fight for the fledgling Rebel Alliance. He personally destroyed six Imperial shipyards orbiting Kuat and participated in the mission which intercepted plans for the Death Star.

During the Battle over Tatooine, Darth Vader and his elite 501st stormtroopers captured Antilles and seized the Tantive IV. When Antilles refused to reveal the location of the Death Star plans, claiming that the Tantive IV was on a simple diplomatic mission, Darth Vader strangled him to death with the Force.

Raymus Antilles is of no relation to Wedge Antilles despite sharing the surname.”

This is one way to play defense. — Cover the opponents’ eyes.

I can’t even count how many hot dog vendors there are in Toronto. I mean if you gave the list of licensed vendors then, yeah maybe I can actually count it but I don’t know it off the top of my head. In any case, there are a lot and I never really noticed how many there really are. You could think to yourself, could these hot dog vendors be part of some secret organization waiting to dethrone the capital of Ontario? They could just all of a sudden start throwing their wieners at us and tricking us that they are bleeding with their ketchup that they carry around.


But seriously, this could be the start of something Toronto is known for. They are known for their hot dogs and if you’re ever here, then you should order one from one of the finest and fairest… for example, the one on Queen and Spadina. Could people want to visit our city because of this? Could they overcrowd our sidewalks? Then after a while, since we love hot dogs so much that the demand for them becomes higher and people don’t want to wait any longer than 2 minutes for a German Sausage because otherwise, “Its Free!” Could that be the new thing? Should I possibly own a franchise of selling hot dogs and make the other vendors sweat? I’ll offer other exotic toppings for your hot dog and make your hot dog, a “gourmet hot dog within 1:59 or, Its Free!”.


Maybe I should become a hot dog vendor…. However, I specifically remember myself with another friend laughing at the fact that after University is done with, we’ll be selling dogs on the streets with our BA/BSc in X framed and stored in our closets. I Should get back to work, only 1 more month left, ever.

Facebook’s servers seem to be faulty to the max. It seems as if all the servers are busy and are all maxed out with the number of requests that they are getting simultaneously and it seems as if the operating system process scheduler is having some serious issues, my requests are suffering from starvation… If only they had someone like me to help them