I’ve bashed her lyrics before already but this has been on my “list” of what to blog, so I must, I guess. Alright so the song that I’m talking about is with Eve, Rich Girl. Again, I wonder if she wrote this when she was in someone else’s body or was just totally f***ed up? A segment from the song:
If I was a rich girl (na, na….)
See, I’d have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I’d have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
The last time I checked, she was rich with No Doubt! Also, the last time I checked, she is even wealthier now than before. Also, the last time I checked, if you are a wealthy person, does that necessarily mean you have all the money in the world? NO, you are just a wealthy person. Let’s just pretend that she was a “wealthy girl and had all the money in the world”, it’s hard to do this but let’s. She doesn’t have my money, so in order to have all the money in the world, she would have to rob me. But maybe if she keeps going at this rate with shitty ass songs, I’ll just give her all my money so she shuts the hell up.