Martin Luther - “Who loves not women, wine and song remains a fool his whole life long.“


So far I’m not a fool according to mister Luther because I love women, wine and song. Although I can’t help but think that he thought:

• homosexuality is wrong; if you don’t love women (yes even if you are a lesbian or a heterosexual guy) you are a fool.
• anything but wine is bad; so if you love your beer or milk you are a fool.
• if you hate song; then you were a fool (which I have to agree with him on this one)

However all these things are conjugated with an “and” and in logic for the consequent to be true all of the antecedents must be (simultaneously) true. Therefore if you don’t love women and you don’t love wine and you don’t love song, then you will be a fool. However if you just love one of those antecedents then you’re not a fool. This is because you just made the antecedent false and therefore the consequent must also be false. So you better love either women, wine or song or all of them. So in other words, in order to be a fool for the rest of your life, you have to hate women, wine and song.


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This is one way to play defense. — Cover the opponents’ eyes.

I can’t even count how many hot dog vendors there are in Toronto. I mean if you gave the list of licensed vendors then, yeah maybe I can actually count it but I don’t know it off the top of my head. In any case, there are a lot and I never really noticed how many there really are. You could think to yourself, could these hot dog vendors be part of some secret organization waiting to dethrone the capital of Ontario? They could just all of a sudden start throwing their wieners at us and tricking us that they are bleeding with their ketchup that they carry around.


But seriously, this could be the start of something Toronto is known for. They are known for their hot dogs and if you’re ever here, then you should order one from one of the finest and fairest… for example, the one on Queen and Spadina. Could people want to visit our city because of this? Could they overcrowd our sidewalks? Then after a while, since we love hot dogs so much that the demand for them becomes higher and people don’t want to wait any longer than 2 minutes for a German Sausage because otherwise, “Its Free!” Could that be the new thing? Should I possibly own a franchise of selling hot dogs and make the other vendors sweat? I’ll offer other exotic toppings for your hot dog and make your hot dog, a “gourmet hot dog within 1:59 or, Its Free!”.


Maybe I should become a hot dog vendor…. However, I specifically remember myself with another friend laughing at the fact that after University is done with, we’ll be selling dogs on the streets with our BA/BSc in X framed and stored in our closets. I Should get back to work, only 1 more month left, ever.

Facebook’s servers seem to be faulty to the max. It seems as if all the servers are busy and are all maxed out with the number of requests that they are getting simultaneously and it seems as if the operating system process scheduler is having some serious issues, my requests are suffering from starvation… If only they had someone like me to help them

He has no arms! What the hell! I wonder if that is on purpose or maybe the designer thinks that bees’ wings are their arms, in which case they are dead wrong.