This is one way to play defense. — Cover the opponents’ eyes.

This will go down in history. Here is a great game to play, to remember the event!!!

Now that the world cup is over, I wanted to reflect on how entertaining it was. With a total of 147 goals, in 64 matches, it must have been entertaining right? With over 1000 tackles and over 5500 minutes of soccer played, you’d expect that it would be entertaining!

I am going somewhere with this, I swear.

So as we all know, I’m Portuguese and we had the honor of winning the Most Entertaining Team. So I watched a lot of entertaining soccer and I couldn’t help but associate sex and soccer together. Well not having sex and watching soccer at the same time, rather putting them in the same category of entertaining activities. “Why?”, you might ask. Well think about the excitement for the build-up for a goal, any goal! It’s always, “Oh my god!, that was so close!”, “OMG, it was almost there!”, etc. Then finally when a goal comes along, you cheer incoherently, inarticulately, tongue-tied, “OHHHHhhHhHHhHHHhhL:Klbxlvnbx;ldf jgzl;sjfasl;kjfdal ;flasdjfalskjfd alsdkf a fldsagj sjgda;kjfda;lkjfa;lsdja;j”.

And could of course divide nations apart. I’m talking about the FIFA World Cup. Like it or not, but millions and millions and millions around the world wait every four years for this spectacle. I am one of those millions upon millions of people that do and I find there tends to be a trend around this time. There are things that annoy me (and I bet other people) during this time every four years, and a short list is this:

I could go on and on about things that piss me off about this time of year but then there are things that cancel every negative thought away. They are the fans, the singing of national anthems that sends shivers up your spine, the high flying headers, the preposterous footwork, the intensity in the players eyes when they are about to shoot a penalty kick, the ultra-quick reflexes of a goalie to save each shot and the one trophy that can make you so PROUD for your country.

OH!, and I almost forgot to mention, Fuck the French.

So, during my summer school lecture, Adit and I came up with incredible basketball plays. We decided that we had to post one because the whole world must use this play one time. Not only is it effective, it will intimidate every team and they won’t know what hit them. They will then be scared and won’t want to play because they don’t want to get schooled again. So I will go play by play with pictures. Adit has the ball (dot filled in black), I’m to the right (blue dot) and Jason is the green dot (over to the left where he usually is :p). So everything seems normal right about now. But then we start the play and then it’s just chaos.

Then we have the blue dot (me) set a screen on Adit’s defender.

Adit then uses my screen and goes to approximately where I am and I don’t roll right away.

Then once Jason (green dot) gets out of the way, Adit (black dot) drives to the net, I (blue dot) follow him and the green dot is all the way on the other side of the court.

So as you can see, the defenders wont know what him them. They would be all confused wondering why we would do something like that. That my friends is the effective play and will always work regardless who’s on the court.