I would like to know the art of saving money.

I think the only way you can save money is if:

no bars/clubs
no strip clubs
no stags
no poker
no ball (it costs money for shoes, shirts, etc.)
no ttc
no girls (why pay for 2, when you can pay for one?)
no 12 oz burgers/30 wings for 1 person
no 60 oz pitchers to yourself more than once/twice/three times
no sex (yes it may cost money, depending on what you’re into)
no computer (since you just use up electricity)
no car (gas is F-ing expensive now)
and I guess no fun…

Seriously, people go off on how they can save money and still do the above. I would like to know how, because all of them are fun to do. Well maybe except for the TTC, but I mean how can you have fun in life without spending money (at all)? What can you do that’s free? Don’t say sex unless you’re married and want kids. Don’t say “play ball forever” unless you plan on not playing with ankle braces against me. And please don’t say sleep, because like we all know, we can sleep when we’re dead — and we all know (hopefully know) being dead isn’t fun. So really, sleeping isn’t fun either. Anyway, I hate seeing how much I’ve been making and then looking at the money in my bank account and then crying. Until I figure out a way to save my money, I’m going to continue on doing the above.

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