Before I go on, I just realized my last post was on Tuesday — I got fast forwarded.

So now that my stats class is finished (as of yesterday), I discovered how to fast forward time! The easy way to do it is simply take a summer course. I just finished a half credit in half of a full semester. It just seems like yesterday that I first stepped in and listened to my lecturer speak about Events and Sample Spaces in his broken english. Now if you’re not in school there are other ways to fast forward time, they are:

• Fast food instead of dining in
• Reading spark notes on a book that will take to long to read
• Watching a movie based on a book, very similar to the spark notes idea.
• Hibernating
• Watching a movie in fast forward
• Listening to music (in fast forward, obviously!)
• Waking up late and the falling asleep in a short period of time, then you missed a day, very similar to hibernating.

So that is my crappy list, and I don’t care if it’s crappy, I really don’t… you just read it, so that’s all that matters, so really you’re the one that is crappy. If you think you can come up with better ideas then please, show me up. Thought so, you don’t have what it takes! Or do you¿?

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