Ever wonder where and why socks are really so dirty and have the worst smell ever? Well, let me tell you ladies and gentlemen why this is so. First the socks will have to be white. They further upon investigation to the microscopic level have at least TWO, count it, 2, pieces of Cotton have to form the primitive shape formed after a circle. So, not only do these socks have to be White, and Cotton but rather to further stack up the requirements with respect to the size of the sock, the sock must be of the length: (from toe to the other end of the sock) precisely a size foot 11 US. That is really narrowing down the possibilities and so finding these pair of socks to be dirty and so smelly can only be in a subset of people. The people who make our lives more difficult by seeing their dirty ass socks and not to mention to smell their green-PURE-citric-acid-cloud-stenching-over smelly ass socks. Those people are the ones that I will tell you about, very soon, right after this post (and maybe some others).

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