Now that the world cup is over, I wanted to reflect on how entertaining it was. With a total of 147 goals, in 64 matches, it must have been entertaining right? With over 1000 tackles and over 5500 minutes of soccer played, you’d expect that it would be entertaining!

I am going somewhere with this, I swear.

So as we all know, I’m Portuguese and we had the honor of winning the Most Entertaining Team. So I watched a lot of entertaining soccer and I couldn’t help but associate sex and soccer together. Well not having sex and watching soccer at the same time, rather putting them in the same category of entertaining activities. “Why?”, you might ask. Well think about the excitement for the build-up for a goal, any goal! It’s always, “Oh my god!, that was so close!”, “OMG, it was almost there!”, etc. Then finally when a goal comes along, you cheer incoherently, inarticulately, tongue-tied, “OHHHHhhHhHHhHHHhhL:Klbxlvnbx;ldf jgzl;sjfasl;kjfdal ;flasdjfalskjfd alsdkf a fldsagj sjgda;kjfda;lkjfa;lsdja;j”.

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