So as you might have guessed I watched The Da Vinci Code last night. If you didn’t guess then why else would I have a picture of Mona Lisa and the title of this entry would be “The Code”? Really now. Anyway lol So there were a lot of ideas about the real “holy grail” and all that jazz but that’s not what I’m going to talk about. I’m not even going to say that I liked the movie or I didn’t like the movie. But I did kinda like the movie but I enjoyed reading it much more. Yeah, yeah I just contradicted myself, get over it!

But there was an idea that sparked into my mind.

Disclaimer: This may or may not be what I really think about what I am going to say. What I can say right now can just be for kicks and should not be taken seriously. If you are the Pope, a Bishop, a Priest or just a really holy person I apologize and I will go to confession right after this. In fact I just lied saying I will go to confession because I haven’t been in a long time and don’t plan on for another decade or so. In other words, I may think this is true because I thought of it and I’m perfect (see previous post)so who knows, I might be in the royal blood line as well. That is why I may have come up with this revelation, me being so divine and all. Also, this is a little graphic, this is intended for mature, open individuals. I think I’ll eat some chicken after this.

So we all know that Mary was Jesus’ mother. If you don’t know and have no idea what I’m saying right now, just try to follow. She was known to be a virgin. Now how can a virgin have a baby? It is a little complicated and anything that is complicated to explain at the moment is just to be believed that God was behind it all. Which again, in this case he wasn’t. A possible hypothesis, (I have others but this is my more favourite one) is that Mary was ugly. No one would sleep with her, not even if she paid for sex. So with all this sexual frustration, she would masturbate quite frequently because what else are you going to do in those times? So one day there was some man, who also masturbated a lot and didn’t get a chance to fully clean his hands when he was finished. So on that day, their hands came into contact (many hypothesis of how they came into contact is pending and ideas would be great) but when this happened she went home or was already there and then she masturbated that day and then 9 months later a “miracle” occurred and Jesus was born. QED.

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